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Old November 2, 2015   #40
Worth1
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I saw a news show where a guy went out and bought regular doughnuts and pastries.
He had a pile of boxes made up with his product name on them and everything.
The boxes had so and so Fat Free bakery and doughnuts or some such thing on them.
He would then take the regular doughnuts and put them in the boxes and sell them to offices and businesses around town.
I think it was New York.
People were sucking them up he was making a ton of money and they were gaining weight.
And then one day they found out.
They were as mad as all get out.
They interviewed them for the show.
I have to hand it to the guy for the ingeniousness of it all.
Really a fat free doughnut that tastes good there is no such thing.

If I were the judge I would have went to my cambers and laughed my tail off.
I would have then came back slapped the guy with a $400 fine and told him to not do it again.

It would be like selling beer that said it made you feel drunk but telling you, you could pass a sobriety test.

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