There is a young guy at work that is always bringing fruit to work.
He offers some to me and I politely tell him that if he had ver had real fruit picked ripe from the vine or tree he wouldn't be buying store bought fruit.
This guy has never had anything we shale say good in his life.
Today he brought peanut brittle to work and ate it before he ate his plum.
Well you guy know how that turned out.
I said now eat your plum and he did.
You should have seen his eyes cross.
