LOL! I hear ya! For the last three years I've been doing the "plant by the moon" thing using the farmer's almanac just to see if it really works. There have been good results; definitely an overall improvement.
Now, is that due to moon planting or just coincidence? I really don't know. I should plant a few things in phase and more of the same 180 degrees out of phase just to see. Let's just say I'm hesitant to mess with success.