Carolyn probably gave up hand signatures a long time ago and uses one of those fancy rubber stamps like those big shot politicians do during election time.
Did not, did not.
Fact is that only three folks since 1999 have sent me books to autograph, and I did so by what we call doing it manually,
, and just today I sent out a pre-printed label that I autographed for someone who had sent it to me, which was much easier to do than having the whole book sent and then me trying to get it sent back.
Hey Worth, you want an autograph?
Price is up to $1,000, but only for Texans, who are known to have excess cash at all times.