My Dear Funneltop:
How DARE! you insult the integrity of our PRESIDENT! You must work for IHT network [I Hate Tomatoes]. I assure you, Dear Sir! I saw the President drop a few ballots, and after picking them up, he only paused to scratch his rear-end, not tuck them away in his hip pocket. As the unoffical phototaker I may have a picture to prove him innocent. I WILL check my camera.
Well, for flyin' toads, I checked and I think you may have a case. :-) You know, I heard a rumor that he was seen Saturday, stopped at a roadside veggie stand in Montana, buying heirloom tomatoes.
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"Seriously think about what you're about to do/say before you do it and the outcome will always be better." Earl
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