Favorite Hose End Sprayer?

[FarmerShawn]

Has anyone found the perfect one? I keep collecting the multifunction handles with 5 or 7 functions, and while one does a great job misting, its sprayer is course and harsh. Another has a nice full, soft general spray function, but the mist is really more like a fine spray, and it moves the soil and seeds around. I have no use for flat, cone, and vertical sprays, so i don't really care how those work, or if they are included at all. I want 5 basic, good functions:
1. gentle mist, for wetting down my seeded flats,
2. a general soft spray for general ground watering chores,
3. a good, strong, focused jet for cleaning stuff off,
4. a good full flow for filling buckets, (pipe dream here, I know - best to just take the handle off!) and
5. a nice, focused soaker that doesn't spray and dribble all over.
Has any manufacturer put these functions together in one handle successfully? Or am I condemned to having to switch constantly between various handles to get the best of each function? I don't much care if it's long, mid-length, or short, as long as it works, and works well!