May 25, 2017 | #61 |
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Oh gosh, it must be something along the line that he raises the bench...
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May 26, 2017 | #62 |
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Ohhhh, that is bad! LOL!
Maybe the attorney can't do briefs anymore? |
June 7, 2017 | #63 |
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Object(ion) sustained!
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June 8, 2017 | #64 |
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If sustained for more than 4 hours, you are supposed to call the medical doctor, not the judicial doctor, but I suspect you'd get an opinion and maybe a ruling!!!!
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June 8, 2017 | #65 |
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I'm glad you didn't mention a debriefing.
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June 8, 2017 | #66 |
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I'll be sending in Old Ivory Egg seeds.
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June 8, 2017 | #67 |
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It looks like the BER eventually goes away, unlike the bad jokes.
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June 8, 2017 | #68 |
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Ummm, there would have to be a debriefing if one desired the object (ion) to be ...examined, were to be sustained for 4 hours or more, especially in the often daunting court of law where many hardened criminals have been known to ... wilt under the weight of the law, even with a strongly sustained objection.
<smile> Uplifting moments in a seedy world. |
June 8, 2017 | #69 |
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Havent been checking in regularly...but will do nifty fifty.
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June 8, 2017 | #70 |
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OK, I like your answers better than the actual attorney joke.
Q: What happens when an attorney takes Viagra? A: He grows 1 foot taller. NOTE: No attorneys were hurt in the making of this joke. |
June 8, 2017 | #71 |
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PS I hope the Viagra tomatoes are offered in the Nifty 50.
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June 8, 2017 | #72 |
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June 8, 2017 | #73 |
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June 12, 2017 | #74 |
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June 12, 2017 | #75 |
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NO! It must go into the "Long Keeper" category.
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