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TomatoDon · February 24, 2006

Okay, Full Moon...it's now two minutes past midnight and I walked out on the porch and the handy man is gone. They got the door put in, but covered up the air conditioner hole, and still haven't got that right yet.

It's a strange thing. This new Vietnamese neighbor is the sweetest little bug. She brought me a whole cooked duck a few weeks ago, and invited me to her house for Chinese New Year (which, obviously Vietnames respect), so I went. I walked in to a house full of women, and said, "Well, here's the hen's party!" A church lady (very mild in my eyes to this point) then said, "Well every henhouse needs a rooster." And they all laughed. I blushed. No matter how proper, women will do what women do when they all get together. And so they did.

But you can't imagine all the fine food they had there. It was fabulous. When was that? January 9? It was about a week or so after our New Year.

So now, Tu, is adding on this new room where she can do her sewing. Maybe it's a bedroom. Who knows. Three years ago a friend gave me a pair of silk pajamas for Christmas that she made, but my ex-wife has them now. Oh...I forgot to mention...my ex-wife is also a next door neighbor. No kidding.

But Tu...such a sweet ole soul...fine cook and seamstress...industrious, but can't speak the King's English well, or drive a car. But she has a super cute friend from a neighboring town that came to the New Year's party. I'm going to check that out. Only three times in my life has a woman impressed me that much. No kidding.

I can't believe half this stuff myself when I read back over it, but it's true. Obviously you can tell the jokes from the truth, but most of what I say here is absolutely as it is. It's bizarre, and will keep you laughing. I've needed a lot of that lately.

Now...if I could just get that tomato bed right before Mr. Haney sells me something else.

Frederick Douglas
Mayberry/Hooterville, USA, RFD
ZIP CODE: E I E I O

TomatoDon · February 24, 2006

JJ61...

Did you get my real address that I sent in another way?

Don

jerseyjohn61 · February 24, 2006

That's an affirmative Don. Operation "Snail Mail"
imminent. Keep radio frequency open. More to
follow................JJ61

TomatoDon · February 24, 2006

Great!

Brandy Boy an Omar's?

Don

jerseyjohn61 · February 24, 2006

Plus a whole lot more.

You know, we are using MF's old thread like a piece of scrap paper
or a classroom note that gets passed around and everyone writes personal trivia on. Thanks for this
memo pad MF. We'll have to start using PM's again
Don. Let's test them....JJ61

Emaewest · February 25, 2006

Quote:

You know, we are using MF's old thread like a piece of scrap paper

It's nice that he finally contributed something useful. :wink:

bully · February 25, 2006

Rhonda,

I love the avatar!

It looks like the one hanging in my office

bully

TomatoDon · February 25, 2006

Well, here's another neighbor update as this thread winds down. This was the strangest yet.

They are putting the siding on the addition now. So help me, the handyman was there with a floodlight till 3:30 am. It started drizzline rain about that time, so he finally left. It wasn't continuous hammering, but it was every year minutes, right out my bedroom and I didn't get a wink of sleep till around 4 am, a while after he left. I don't know how the Vietnames lady stood it with her house being hammered on till 3:30 in the morning. They've been working on that think for two months now. I hope they don't work at night tonight.

Don

Emaewest · February 25, 2006

Quote:

Rhonda,

I love the avatar

Thanks! :wink:

I photocopied the painting before I sent it. I was especially proud of that one.

February 24, 2006	#76
TomatoDon Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MS Posts: 1,521	Okay, Full Moon...it's now two minutes past midnight and I walked out on the porch and the handy man is gone. They got the door put in, but covered up the air conditioner hole, and still haven't got that right yet. It's a strange thing. This new Vietnamese neighbor is the sweetest little bug. She brought me a whole cooked duck a few weeks ago, and invited me to her house for Chinese New Year (which, obviously Vietnames respect), so I went. I walked in to a house full of women, and said, "Well, here's the hen's party!" A church lady (very mild in my eyes to this point) then said, "Well every henhouse needs a rooster." And they all laughed. I blushed. No matter how proper, women will do what women do when they all get together. And so they did. But you can't imagine all the fine food they had there. It was fabulous. When was that? January 9? It was about a week or so after our New Year. So now, Tu, is adding on this new room where she can do her sewing. Maybe it's a bedroom. Who knows. Three years ago a friend gave me a pair of silk pajamas for Christmas that she made, but my ex-wife has them now. Oh...I forgot to mention...my ex-wife is also a next door neighbor. No kidding. But Tu...such a sweet ole soul...fine cook and seamstress...industrious, but can't speak the King's English well, or drive a car. But she has a super cute friend from a neighboring town that came to the New Year's party. I'm going to check that out. Only three times in my life has a woman impressed me that much. No kidding. I can't believe half this stuff myself when I read back over it, but it's true. Obviously you can tell the jokes from the truth, but most of what I say here is absolutely as it is. It's bizarre, and will keep you laughing. I've needed a lot of that lately. Now...if I could just get that tomato bed right before Mr. Haney sells me something else. Frederick Douglas Mayberry/Hooterville, USA, RFD ZIP CODE: E I E I O __________________ Zone 7B, N. MS

February 24, 2006	#77
TomatoDon Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MS Posts: 1,521	JJ61... Did you get my real address that I sent in another way? Don __________________ Zone 7B, N. MS

February 24, 2006	#79
TomatoDon Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MS Posts: 1,521	Great! Brandy Boy an Omar's? Don __________________ Zone 7B, N. MS

February 25, 2006	#83
TomatoDon Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MS Posts: 1,521	Well, here's another neighbor update as this thread winds down. This was the strangest yet. They are putting the siding on the addition now. So help me, the handyman was there with a floodlight till 3:30 am. It started drizzline rain about that time, so he finally left. It wasn't continuous hammering, but it was every year minutes, right out my bedroom and I didn't get a wink of sleep till around 4 am, a while after he left. I don't know how the Vietnames lady stood it with her house being hammered on till 3:30 in the morning. They've been working on that think for two months now. I hope they don't work at night tonight. Don __________________ Zone 7B, N. MS

February 24, 2006	#78
jerseyjohn61 Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Central New Jersey Z/6 Posts: 554	That's an affirmative Don. Operation "Snail Mail" imminent. Keep radio frequency open. More to follow................JJ61

February 24, 2006	#80
jerseyjohn61 Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Central New Jersey Z/6 Posts: 554	Plus a whole lot more. You know, we are using MF's old thread like a piece of scrap paper or a classroom note that gets passed around and everyone writes personal trivia on. Thanks for this memo pad MF. We'll have to start using PM's again Don. Let's test them....JJ61

February 25, 2006	#82
bully Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: S.E. MI Posts: 794	Rhonda, I love the avatar! It looks like the one hanging in my office bully