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Old May 25, 2017   #61
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What happens when you give an attorney Viagra?
Oh gosh, it must be something along the line that he raises the bench...
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Old May 26, 2017   #62
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Ohhhh, that is bad! LOL!


Maybe the attorney can't do briefs anymore?
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Old June 7, 2017   #63
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Object(ion) sustained!
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Old June 8, 2017   #64
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If sustained for more than 4 hours, you are supposed to call the medical doctor, not the judicial doctor, but I suspect you'd get an opinion and maybe a ruling!!!!
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Old June 8, 2017   #65
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I'm glad you didn't mention a debriefing.

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Old June 8, 2017   #66
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I'll be sending in Old Ivory Egg seeds.
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Old June 8, 2017   #67
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It looks like the BER eventually goes away, unlike the bad jokes.
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Old June 8, 2017   #68
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Ummm, there would have to be a debriefing if one desired the object (ion) to be ...examined, were to be sustained for 4 hours or more, especially in the often daunting court of law where many hardened criminals have been known to ... wilt under the weight of the law, even with a strongly sustained objection.

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Old June 8, 2017   #69
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Havent been checking in regularly...but will do nifty fifty.
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Old June 8, 2017   #70
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OK, I like your answers better than the actual attorney joke.

Q: What happens when an attorney takes Viagra?
A: He grows 1 foot taller.

NOTE: No attorneys were hurt in the making of this joke.
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Old June 8, 2017   #71
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PS I hope the Viagra tomatoes are offered in the Nifty 50.
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PS I hope the Viagra tomatoes are offered in the Nifty 50.


And if they are, I hope they don't end up in the Desert Island category...
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It looks like the BER eventually goes away, unlike the bad jokes.
It does seem that way.

Now if my squash could kick the Viagra habit... Bad jokes can get worse.
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PS I hope the Viagra tomatoes are offered in the Nifty 50.
Would it be premature to put the Viagra tomato in the Early category?
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Would it be premature to put the Viagra tomato in the Early category?
NO! It must go into the "Long Keeper" category.
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