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Old July 10, 2016   #76
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I only see that guy on Wednesdays, so I have a couple more days. I should grab an onion, cut it so I start crying, then run over and hug him.
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Get some Limburger cheese and secretly spread it around his table.

Put some on your hand and shake hands with him.
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Old July 11, 2016   #78
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. . . grab an onion, cut it so I start crying, then run over and hug him.
Or eat it, then kiss him.

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Old July 11, 2016   #79
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Nothing and I mean nothing freaks another man out more than to be kissed by another man.

A good buddy and I took our wives to a cowboy bar.
He and I slow danced with each other just to freak the people out in the bar.
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