Tomato theives!

Fusion_power · October 24, 2015

Two young boys in Ireland raided a neighbors garden and got a way with a huge bag of tomatoes. As they ran up the road, one yelled to the other to jump over the fence into the cemetery so they could divvy them up. Two of the tomatoes fell out of the bag by the gate but since they had a bag full, they just ran around the edge of the stone wall fence and proceeded to divide the tomatoes. A drunkard on his way home from the pub walked by the gate and heard a voice "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you". This sobered him up thoroughly and he ran all the way to the church nearby and banged on the door until the priest opened it. "Father, please come with me to the cemetery, God and Satan are there dividing up souls near the gate". The priest wasn't sure what was going on but decided it was worth investigating so he hurried with the drunk back to the cemetery gate where he heard "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you". Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said "Let's get the two by the gate?"

pauldavid · October 25, 2015

Haha! Too funny!

clara · October 25, 2015

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!

bower · October 25, 2015

MissS · October 25, 2015

Oh my goodness. Love it!

b54red · October 26, 2015

Good one!!! When I read the thread title I thought I was going to hear another tale of squirrel damage.

Bill

October 24, 2015	#1
Fusion_power Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,250	Tomato theives! Two young boys in Ireland raided a neighbors garden and got a way with a huge bag of tomatoes. As they ran up the road, one yelled to the other to jump over the fence into the cemetery so they could divvy them up. Two of the tomatoes fell out of the bag by the gate but since they had a bag full, they just ran around the edge of the stone wall fence and proceeded to divide the tomatoes. A drunkard on his way home from the pub walked by the gate and heard a voice "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you". This sobered him up thoroughly and he ran all the way to the church nearby and banged on the door until the priest opened it. "Father, please come with me to the cemetery, God and Satan are there dividing up souls near the gate". The priest wasn't sure what was going on but decided it was worth investigating so he hurried with the drunk back to the cemetery gate where he heard "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you". Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said "Let's get the two by the gate?"

October 25, 2015	#5
MissS Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Pewaukee, Wisconsin Posts: 3,146	Oh my goodness. Love it! __________________ ~ Patti ~

October 25, 2015	#2
pauldavid Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: NE Louisiana, Zone 8A Posts: 1,179	Haha! Too funny!

October 25, 2015	#3
clara Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 1,351	Hilarious! Thanks for sharing it!

October 25, 2015	#4
bower Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 6,794

October 26, 2015	#6
b54red Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Alabama Posts: 7,068	Good one!!! When I read the thread title I thought I was going to hear another tale of squirrel damage. Bill